I think I was Food Poisoned

We went to a wedding on Friday night and I'm not sure if it was the FBI, CIA or KGB but they must be after me. They poisoned my food. For what reason I do not know. I ate orange roughy, some nasty fish that comes back to bite you at 3am. It was the first and last time I will be eating the orange roughy. I also will not eat any of its relatives - red roughy, green roughy or blue roughy. Now back to the poisoning attempt - I really don't know why these groups are after me but how else can you explain my illness. I guess it could be just some bad fish - but other people at our table ate the damn fish and nobody else got sick. And I don't just mean a little sick - I mean lets wake up in the middle of the night and puke the entire contents of my guts out. I wanted to die!